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Vad sägs om denna då... :lol:


Telefonsamtal


((((RING))))


**Pick Up**


"Hello?"


"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"


"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul " After a brief

pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I

do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now" ......


Brief Pause...



"Uh, okay then, ..this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on

the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to

Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway" "Okay Daddy, just

a minute" A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy" "And what happened honey?" he asked "Well, Mommy got

all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around

screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser

and now she isn't moving at all!"


"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"


"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and

he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess

he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit

the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"


***Long Pause***



***Longer Pause***



Then Daddy says:


"Swimming pool?? ... Is this 486-5731?"